Liberator 24" Wedge/Ramp Combo

With the Liberator 24" Wedge/Ramp Combo (Short) in Black Microfiber bid flat-bed mattress monotony adieu. The Liberator Wedge / Ramp Combo nests together to form an angled pedestal upon which to make extraordinary love. These two patented sex cushions are designed to "grip" each other for instant, secure positioning. More than pillows, this Combo's the perfect complement to more foreplay, hotter positions and unlimited creativity. Explore the many angles and diversity for oral sex, doggie-style and new, erotically-charged missionary positions. Ships with a position guide. Microfiber covers zip off for machine washing.

It's geometry for the G-spot. Add Wedge positions to Ramp positions to Wedge/Ramp positions, and you'll have enough naughty nookie adventures to turn you into an intrepid Tantric love technician for the next 365 days. Brand-new, 100% original, never-before-possible sex. Start your pleasure playground with this perfect pair. 24 inches wide, 10 inches high and 34 inches long.
*This product is made to order please allow 7-14 days for delivery.

Lady Paradise - Why I Do What I Do

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Oron Assets Put on Ice

Three cheers for the good guys! The courses officially ordered Oron's assets to be frozen in the US and Hong Kong as well as a restraining order sending a message that piracy doesn't pay.

Corbin Fisher/Liberty Media bitch slapped Oron with a $34.8 million dollar lawsuit for copyright infringement, claiming that Oron had knowledge of and had a hand in trading pirated porn.

Sucks to be Oron.

So what's the lesson in all of this? Pay for your porn people! Don't get caught up in the mess.

And make sure to check out our huge selection of Porn DVDs at our store.

Paradise Pick of the Day - Comfortably Numb

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Jelly Eager Beaver

Say hello to the Jelly Eager Beaver

As featured in New York Best Selling Novel, Fifty Shades of Grey. “Instantly the toy inside me starts to vibrate—down there! ... It feels alien, full, forbidden … but oh … so … good … As my body explodes, I’m nothing but sensation—everywhere.”

Satisfy your desires for genital pleasures. This multi-speed vibrator delivers unbelievable thrills, with a simple touch of the attached control, this jelly vibrator, squirms rotates and reverse rotates around and around to his just the right spot. Touch a second switch and the beaver vibrates delivering the perfect external stimulation.

Rotates, Squirms, and vibrates. Bends to your inner curves. 4.25 inches long before it comes to the clitoral teaser. The diameter at it's widest point is 1.5 inches with a circumference of 4 inches. It has a twisting shaft that can rotate at two speeds and a clitoral stimulator that can pulsate at two different speeds.

Harry Twatter

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Blogger APP

We here at Paradise~Adult Toys have just discovered the Blogger App. Is it really any good? Will it make our posts seem more quirky and fun to create? Will the bright radioactive orange boarder of the app blind us if we stare directly at it for too long? Only time will tell.
But for now we shall simply test the ease of picture uploading, and for that we give you "Baconnaise".
*WARNING: "Baconnaise" is for entertainment purposes only and is NOT to be used as an edible lube substitute.

Paradise Pick of the Day - Pjur Lube

Unlike water or oil-based lubricants, Pjur is formulated from a clear synthetic that doesn't absorb into the skin; so you don't have to reapply.
Latex and rubber compatible, it can be used for Latex or rubber shining.
Tasteless, odorless, and fragrance-free this hypo-allergenic lubricant feels silky and smooth and never dries out, allowing the skin to breathe without blocking pores.